the camera spans to a placid ocean with families playing on the beach and people generally chilling out
the skies darken
the ominous sound of thunder drums upon the beach
the opening lines of AC/DC's "Hells Bells" start up
and
.
.
.
Rajni comes in riding on a massive wave
rescues a drowning swimmer
touches down on the beach, tosses a coin horizontally and flicks a cigarette into the corner of his mouth...
...until a kid cries out, because there's a shark in the water...
Rajni then stubs the cigarette out on the shark which disappears and says
"Smoking kills, but Rajni Saves"
(except for that he'd request AC/DC to say "heaven's bells" and "rajni's coming for you"...and you know what? They'd do it. Because he is hero of heroes, star of stars...)
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