How many cricket players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many Indian cricket players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to lower the cieling, one to call the lightbulb a monkey, ten to offer their ways to screw it in, ultimately a couple manage to figure out how to screw it in, except that it still doesn't fit properly but another comes along and says if this lightbulb is considered not screwed in then we will cut the power.

How many Australian players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Any one could do it except that they start harassing the indians who are trying desperately for the last hour, ultimately everyone forgets what the whole point of this was, and one comes along and fixes it underarm.